I have a Midwest problem. I was born and raised in Fort Wayne, Indiana, and many of my friends and almost all of my family still live there. After high school, almost everyone I knew went to college in-state or didn’t go at all. I understand that towns like this can be a hard place to leave, for a variety of factors, and I understand that the longer you tend to stay, the less energy you have for replanting yourself.
I also sort of hate Fort Wayne, and I’m fairly certain that you could get that statement out of most of the city’s residents, although the ‘sort of’ is what matters. You see, we all know that our city is not sophisticated or terribly culturally interesting. There are a lot of chain stores. There are not a lot of museums, and the ones there are are pretty esoteric and dull. We know you laugh at us for saying ‘pop.’ In other words, every negative comment you make about the lifestyle of mid-size Midwestern towns, we duly respond: we fucking know. We live here, after all.
To make my association with Jason Reitman’s new film Young Adult even more acute, I happen to have left the Midwest, as soon as possible, and I’m very thankful for it. I now live in Boston, a culturally elite city if ever there was such a thing. So I know why Charlize Theron wanted to get out—as she does—and live in Minneapolis instead of Mercury (not a real place, though it looks like Fort Wayne to me). I also know why she may feel a little bit better than those she left behind, or at least those that voluntarily are choosing to raise families there; I mean, c’mon! These cities blow.
But, here’s the difference between me and Jason Reitman (besides the fact that Jason Reitman inherited incredible wealth and would never in any circumstances find himself living in a mid-size Midwest city). I don’t believe for a second that the people who live in Fort Wayne, Indiana are any different whatsoever from the people who live in Boston, Massachusetts. Call me fucking crazy, but there’s nothing inherently within ‘these people’ in these ‘hick towns’ that keeps them there. So I’m especially irked when directors like Jason Reitman and writers like Diablo Cody seem to think that the only proper way to view Midwest residents is to look down upon them.
That’s where this movie becomes more than poorly constructed and poorly directed and shows itself as dripping with contempt. Charlize Theron escaped Mercury, but she’ll always be trash to this creative duo. Every possible benefit that could be had by showcasing atypical female attractiveness is deep-sixed as Theron is stigmatized by doing such horrendous things as drinking a two-liter of Diet Coke straight from the bottle, going off in the middle of the night to snag some Ben & Jerry’s, and wearing bra inserts. Jesus, how shameless is this woman, you must ask yourself! Someday I will see a movie where a woman eating ice cream isn’t portrayed as a significant sign of sloppiness, or at least I keep telling myself that when I’m considering offing myself.
Charlize Theron is back in Mercury to attempt to steal her ex-boyfriend, Patrick Wilson, from his new wife and their newborn baby daughter. Obviously, she is, as these characters often are, simply another variation of ‘a little bit nutty and a little bit slutty.’ * In fact, the film is largely an attempt to see how far one woman will go in humiliating herself.
She’s not alone though—no one in the film escapes unscathed. Patrick Wilson shows the film’s hand when he says some stupid thing about Mercury being great because it has this tacky sports bar and how he and his dad eat lunch together at General Mills, ‘sometimes pizza…sometimes sub sandwiches.’ It doesn’t take long after this to tell that for Reitman and Cody there isn’t a single person in the Midwest who has achieved any kind of happiness that isn’t predicated on a substandard IQ (Patrick Wilson), blissful naivete (Wilson’s wife, Theron’s mother), or the fatalism of lowered standards (Oswalt and his sister). This is where Reitman and Cody go horribly wrong—they refuse to accept or even imagine the notion that there are perfectly normal, perfectly intelligent, perfectly hip, people living in the Midwest who have found happiness.
Not so! claim the storytellers. The joke is on the saps! After all, it takes a truly miserable, pathetic human being to trick themselves into thinking their lives are truly happy when they are so clearly rotting away in Mercury. We are supposed to pity every single person in this movie on the basis that they are too stupid and oblivious to realize how unhappy they are. At the end of the day, after Theron proves herself to be, more or less, as unlikable as a movie character is generally allowed to be, a supporting character sets it all straight by saying: you’re right! Take me with you! Back to the big city! You were right to come here and thoroughly fuck up everyone’s lives! You are the enlightened one!
It should be mentioned, at this point, that calling the film a ‘black comedy’ does not suffice. Nor do any of the film’s alleged instances of ‘edginess’ bear out. Oswalt’s character is disabled, which would, we would hope, give the film some fucking transgressiveness. Not so—it turns out, as it so often does, that we are unable to think about disability in film as anything other than a story device to play both sides of the PC dollar. In other words, we have people with disabilities laughing at other people with disabilities, or making ‘cripple’ jokes about themselves, which gives the audience the chance to think both a.) wow, this movie sure is interesting for including these talking points, and b.) haha, see, they’re okay with ‘cripple’ jokes! The real joke, obviously, is on every disabled actor who didn’t get a part in this movie because they gave it to a famous comedian. Color me un-fucking-surprised. PS, we can blame this all on Ryan Murphy if we want.
And yes, at the end, Theron and Oswalt finally sleep together. It’s this scene where Reitman and Cody are so off-base, no matter how well-intentioned. Oswalt sits there, his leg mangled and scarred, while Theron stands there with plastic bra inserts attached to her breasts. It’s supposed to be a here-we-are-at-last moment of realization that our own bodies, no matter how ugly we may find them, are fully sufficient. Of course, in Reitman’s hands, it’s just another pity party. It’s ‘love conquers all’ but the ‘all’ is all the condescending obstacles he’s forced you to crawl through to get to this point. At the end, Theron goes back to Minneapolis and Oswalt probably resumes being unhappy. Hey, at least these two sad sacks got in one good fuck.
So! In other words: I’m sick of movies where the filmmakers are more concerned with showcasing what low-end brand-name products Midwestern characters keep in their homes than in those characters’ actual lived emotional experiences. Young Adult has nothing but a opportunistic straddling of disability that lacks political backbone, a horrible narrative structure that allows shocking reveals to be dropped in like anvils, and more than anything else an absolute unwillingness to even try to see lower-middle-class life in a way that appreciates its economic, material, and emotional realness. No matter what other attributes you have, if you live in Mercury, Minnesota, or any other analogous city, you are, to Jason Reitman and Diablo Cody, a primarily faulted person. In cutting off the emotional opportunities of these characters at the start, for no reason other than their geographical and, to some extent, their class status, this movie is fucking inhumane.
To this I respond to Jason Reitman, a wealthy hack whose entire career can be owed to his famous father, and Diablo Cody, the odds-on favorite for worst screenwriter on planet Earth, with a full ‘go fuck yourselves.’
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NOTE: This is primarily a rant, although I hope it is apparent that I’m engaging on the film on a critical basis as well. Just don’t take this to be a completely ‘evenhanded’ view of the film’s strengths and weaknesses. It’s an aggressive attack on the heartless, bullshit assumptions that prop up the entire film’s narrative. I am thinking critically about the film—but I’m also so pissed off about the film that I’ll admit to not even wanting to mention the one or two things I liked in it.
* Apologies to David Brock. He, former right-wing hack, and current left-wing journalist and founder of Media Matters for America is the original author of the ‘little bit nutty and little bit slutty’ line that has become so notorious. It was originally a reference to Anita Hill. However, although Brock can never un-write it, I feel it somehow necessary to point out that, in my mind, he’s been as good a repenter as we could ask for.

